On that note, I present to you 7 facts about myself that are (hopefully) new pieces of information. I apologize in advance of the fact that they slightly took on a theme as I progressed:
1. I wrote my college thesis on women's underwear.
My sixty page honors history thesis topic began sort of as a joke- I love underwear (I have more pairs than I can count- let's say it's close to 400) and I was having serious mental block on topics as there were too many and too many angles to choose from. On the Monday evening when the final topic decision was due, I blurted out that I would write a paper on the evolution of women's underwear. Luckily, the head of the history department was humored and he helped me refine it into a true thesis, contrasting the evolution of women's roles in society to the development of women's underwear. I'm still proud of "Exposed: Hidden Histories of Women's Underclothes and Social Change" and proud of the fact that a well-renowned political feminist professor said she thought I could easily write a dissertation on the topic.
2. I am always the youngest.
At least, it feels like it. This is because I skipped the 3rd grade. In first grade, I began doing separate reading and spelling away from my peers- in fact, I was Hooked on Phonics and had to read increasingly difficult stories and then answer questions about them. Also starting in first grade, I joined the grade above me for math (which is ironic now, given that I am not really a math whiz) and did so in second grade and the first month of third grade until the principal and teachers decided to simply move me up a grade to fourth grade. Luckily, I moved into an amazing teacher's classroom and she welcomed me with open arms, which made the transition smooth and joyful.
3.I love to read and my mother used that to her advantage.
My mother enticed me to learn my times tables by buying me a new boxed set (4 whole books!) of The Baby-Sitters Club Series each time I learned a new set of multiplication. After a few months, I had 50 new books (well, 48) and aced my multiplication quizzes!
4. The summer between my sophomore and junior year of college, I challenged myself to read as many classic novels as I could.I passed over the ones I'd read in high school (like The Scarlet Letter and The Great Gatsby- which, incidentally, is my favorite book) and started with Anna Karenina and chugged my way through A Farewell to Arms, Catch-22, Catcher in the Rye, The Bell Jar, Jane Eyre, Great Expectations, Slaughterhouse Five, Invisible Man and 1984. There may have been more but I simply can't recall.
5. I
Growing up, I used to read books in restaurants (which my parents agreed to because it kept my brother and I from fighting), on the school bus, on family trips, on Thanksgiving day (to avoid my cousins) and even during my brother's baseball games. I still read whenever I can- in the car, during Redskins games, and while watching TV. It drives Topher nuts!
6. I ate Luna bars for lunch senior year of high school so often that they make me gag now.
I ate one a day for about four months straight and can't even stand one bite of them now- even though they do taste good! Life lesson here is that there is such a thing as too much of a good thing.
7a. I use two straws.
Yes, I am odd/quirky/strange and if I don't have two straws in a soda cup, I feel WEIRD. I know it's wasteful of our resources, but I started doing it 15 years ago and it's just part of me now. I knew Topher truly loved me when he asked for an extra straw at a drive thru McDonalds and I can tell those who truly know me by whether or not they realize this strange fact about me.
7b. I love fry sauce.
Yeah, my real last fact should be that I'm notoriously indecisive. It shouldn't surprise you then that I couldn't decide between the last fact and this one. Do you know what fry sauce is? No? It's not ketchup. It's not mustard. It's the best condiment ever, invented by a Western food chain called Arctic Circle and it really is real- there is even a Wikipedia article about it. Typically, only Westerners know about it and it is actually manufactured and available just like ketchup packets in fast food chains in Idaho and Utah. My college roommates thought I was strange when I made my own in our college dining hall our entire freshman year.
Thanks for the tag as a fellow...
I am at a loss of who to tag (lots of people have been at this point)- but if haven't and you'd like to share some facts, please, comment below and I'll tag you!
Er...I know most of these things. Request at least five (5) additional fun Kate facts. :)
ReplyDeleteWell, call me a huge nerd, but I totally want to read your thesis now! I'm not joking either. Nerd alert!!!
ReplyDeleteI'd say that you could also read my senior thesis in exchange, but I'm thinking that 40+ pages titled "Self Focused Attention's Affect on the Self" might not draw you in as much as women's underwear would!
BABY SITTERS CLUB! Loved that series...I was the exact same way as a kid, my nose was always in a book. It drove my parents crazy, but at least I was doing that instead of beating the crap out of my little brother. Now it just drives my husband insane, but he's been reading the same book since we moved in together over two years ago. Not. Kidding.
ReplyDeleteOh, and I want to read that thesis, too! 400 pairs is impressive, I'd probably have that much if I had the dresser space!
1. I also want to read this thesis! Sounds awesome.
ReplyDelete2. I skipped a couple of grades and am always the youngest too!
3. Fry sauce sounds amazing!!
@ Paige- you are too funny! I promise to give you five new things...when we're finally able to connect via phone :)
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