o coozy, my coozy

o coozy, my coozy

how you delight me each day

how lucky i am

that you were sent my way

twelve thousand miles it was

it took you to travel to me

and now you are lovingly wrapped

up in my spindly fingers daily

o coozy, little did you know, 

that you were off to a new land

to do the great bidding

of a diet coke drinking old hand

but since your arrival

great pleasure you've delivered

and put to immense use

you've surely endeavored

so o coozy, my coozy

i do say unto thee

thank you for your cool wrappings

and cool pirate too, i've named smee