but.
with these sweating genes, there is just no hope for those future kids.
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dear yet-to-be-conceived chunk monsters,
your mom and dad love you. a lot. even though we tried to give you lots of our good traits- you know, your dad's even temper and general likability, your mom's overzealous passion and love of reading- we probably passed one of our more unfortunate genes down the line.
more than likely, you're probably rocking sweat stains like this:
you're welcome. and we're sorry.
love,
those people who keep accidentally flinging salty sweat-water in your face while we change your diaper. it's all in the name of love.
promise.
That picture could be of me. Just me though, not my husband. Aren't I lucky?! This NYC weather has been killing me - I sweat through my clothes waiting for the subway. I hate it.
ReplyDeleteI once read that some people sweat a lot because they're more in shape. Might not be the case with me but I keep telling myself that.
hahahah oh how i miss your funnies. been catching up on your recent posts, can't believe it's been over a year already!
ReplyDeleteI'm with Lindsay! There was nothing more ridiculous than going into a sauna with my husband, after five minutes I'm soaking and he perhaps has a slight mist of sweat on his upper lip. Oh yeah I felt so feminine! :) Oh well, fingers crossed the babies take after him.
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