Friday, May 27, 2011

Vlog Friday: Dinner! With Three Awesome People!

Happy Memorial Day weekend, loves!  I hope it's a fantastic long weekend for everyone!

This week's topic involves the classic question of a dinner party.  And it always changes for me (well, one of the slots does).  Who does it involve this time?

You'll just have to watch and find out!


So, who would YOU invite to dinner?


We Vlog Friday.  Do you?

Friday, May 20, 2011

vlog friday: childhood toy, of my favorite variety!

Happy Friday, everyone!  Tonight, we're reflecting on our favorite childhood toys. I have too many to count:


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 and most importantly:


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Thoughts?




Join us next week, as we honor Memorial Day with this little topic:
  • What 3 people from history or your life would you invite to dinner? Why?

We Vlog Friday.  Do you?

Thursday, May 19, 2011

and so it wasn't



Twice in my life, I've lost a bet to candy.  Chocolate candy, to be specific.  It just so happens that I am mentally strong (overpowering, really) in everything- everything except chocolate. And running. That's for another day.

Candy, it seems, is my kryptonite.  My Joker.  My Venom. And yes, I had to ask Topher for suggestions on what kinds of things kill super heros.  It took pausing South Park and five long minutes for him to generate the list of three. (Actually, two, because Kryptonite I actually knew.)

Topher's response when I pressed him: "What do you expect?! There aren't that many iconic super heros with one mortal weakness!"

Right.

Hokay, so.

Nearly fifteen years ago, I made a little bet with my mother.  We agreed, after weeks of me begging, that if I could go without candy for one full year, she would give me...

wait for it...

ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS.

I know.

The agreement was set to begin on New Year's Day.  As any normal, happy ten year old, I celebrated the dawn of a new year with my parents, my stuffed animals and Cold Duck. Obviously.

And then, we ate brunch with our neighbors.  And those neighbors had...

Hershey's Hugs.

Hugs, not kisses. HUGS I TELL YOU.  For my ten year old self, this was amazing.  Without thinking, I took a little silver morsel. Delicious, I tell you.

And that's how I lost one hundred dollars in less than one day.

You might be wondering why I would be foolish enough to enter into such an agreement again. Well, I tell you, I wasn't.

This time it was a BET!  A bet with my hubsy-diddles.  A bet of a whole FORTY DOLLARS! Forty dollars for two months without candy!

I could easily do this.  To make it even "easier" for me, Topher bought a huge bag of assorted candy- kit kats and m&ms and crunch bars dotted our home.

And I resisted. Oh how I resisted and proved the world wrong!

Until one day, a friend's husband brought us home happy little Cadbury eggs. Cadbury egg just for me!  We had been working so long and hard, you see, with feathers and scissors and stickers you see.  I was tired, and my mortal body needed sustenance.

And plop went that chocolate egg.

And squee went that forty dollars down the metaphorical drain.

And so it wasn't meant to be.  The universe is telling me- "Kate! Eat candy!"

Who am I to argue?

Monday, May 16, 2011

Vlog: Overcoming Differences

Annnndddd, we're back! Thank you, dear Blogger, for that radio silence.

I'm back in action with last week's vlog topic: how Topher and I overcome differences!  And as per Cole's suggestion, Topher makes a surprise appearance!  He was ever so excited for me to interrupt his Halo playing with his bestie Dadu, can you believe it? He shouted for joy, bellowing "how merrily you include me in your blogging adventures!" and then he promptly set me up a happy little seat next to him and rubbed his hands together in preparation.

At least, that's what I remember. I guess we'll have watch the video evidence to corroborate my story.

Also, I am going naked face in this hear vlog, and I think it juxtaposes quite nicely (sadly?) with two weeks' ago's vlog, wherein I am still night-out pretty.

And feast your eyes on this little prize:


Topher and I in the college years, mid-fight!  He was distraught that I had begun drinking wine sans-him on a night of a fraternity dance.  Oh, but hell fire was he mad! (Though he'd likely deny it today.)  And then a friend asked to take a picture and oh but my, how he did respond!

Ok, let's watch:


So, apparently, women see it as communicating, men, as "talking a lot."  Glad we straightened that out.

Join us next week!

  • What was your favorite childhood toy?

Topher answered above: will you do so next week with me?

Happy Monday, all!

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Gooey Goodness: Mini Lemon Cream Cheese Cupcakes

Hello world!

I made these little morsels of happy for a staff retreat this week.  I was a bit weary, as I decided in the interest of time to doctor a boxed cake mix and hope it would turn out just as yummy.


I used this happy little ingredients to make my boxed cake even better:

Dash of vanilla, buttermilk instead of water, cup of sour cream, and package of pudding. Instant extra-fluffy and moist!

How did it turn out?



Well, all 60 cupcakes disappeared in one evening.

Need I say more?

YUM!

Happy week, loves!

Sunday, May 8, 2011

what's a girl gotta do to become a mountie?


I was driving home from work the other day and I said to myself:

"Self, what would it be like to be a park ranger?"

I had to reply:

"I'm not sure- what exactly do park rangers do all day?"

And then I envisioned what I believe most rangers job's entail, mainly derived from my childhood dedication to morning cartoons.

Park rangers, you see, spend their days wearing large green hats, a green uniform jumpsuit, big hiking boots, using binoculars to survey the land- or park, as the case may be- in overlook towers.  They are looking for mysterious happenings, most definitely.

Once I realized what a park ranger does, I said back to myself:

"Self, we be thinking that you do not possess that necessary quality of patience to be a park ranger.  All day long, just looking for strange occurrences in a wobbly wooden overlook tower?  Also, you do not look good in jumpsuits, and hiking boots give you blisters and make your ankles sore because you cannot bend and flex."

Oh but how fun that big green hat would be!

And thus, there ended my dabblings in park ranger job pursuance.  However, I'd still like to meet Yogi Bear one day. I think I'd be good at ensuring Yogi didn't eat any picnic baskets.  I have a teacher look, see, that frightens even the most vile of characters walking this Earth.

Ah, but where was I going with this?  This is turning out to be one of those Sunday evening posts that is mainly ramblings and of no real consequence to anyone, and serve to really only entertain myself.  Am I entertaining you at all? Please to be saying yes?

Also, I've decided that I would like a daily texting partner.  See, Topher and his best friends/brothers are constantly texting each other quotes from their favorite movies and such, and I am feeling always quite left out (even RIGHT out, dare I say!)

So, who would be to liking sending each other various "Clueless," "When Harry Met Sally," "Clue: The Movie," "Harry Potter: Anything," and Disney movie quotes back and forth? Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

"Why can't it ever be follow the BUTTERFLIES?"

"I feel like such a heifer! I had two bowls of special K, 3 pieces of turkey bacon, a handful of popcorn, FIVE peanut butter M & Ms, and like, 3 pieces of licorice!"

See, these be the types of funny things we can share!  Are you in?!

By the by, I'd like to say that as a blogger, is nothing more deeply sad then very little response to a post that you spent hours composing in your head, at least an hour writing and five minutes thinking up a good title?

I have an announcement.

All posts from here on out shall be determined/written in the space of twenty minutes or less.  Longer ones just become too "I'm trying to be deep" and do not seem to resonate with my peers and interweb-friends.

Thusly, I shall sustain this here no longer.

OH! But wait.  Don't you just love and hate how restaurants put calories on things now?

Like, the other night, we were leaving a movie in which we had forgotten to eat before hand (dear gods, let this never happen again) and thus the only options open unto us were:

IHOP
or
Red Robin.

And here were thought we were being smart choosing Red Robin. Nearly every entree- salads included- were over 800 calories.

Tis no wonder why we United Statesians are fighting the ever-enlarging fat cells sweeping the nation.

And now, finally, I bid you goodnight. Or good morning, as the case may be.

Wednesday, May 4, 2011

the oppressive cold poetic license of failure



'twas the night of the third game of the semi finals and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse wife.

(and how.)

for if that darling, sweet-tempered, happy, vibrant wife did stir, what a verbal lashing she most surely would incur.

because you see, dear friends, on this eve of the third game, our heros, the capitals, did not do our bidding.

in fact for three games, there has been no a-winning.

and thusly it seems that our protagonist kate shall go down to bed cursing her current fate.

so say a little prayer to the dear hockey gods that if they should spare her and merrily grant just four little triumphs,

she swears, doth she, that many thanks shall be given for she shall be spared many an evening of those loathed "harrumphs."

Tuesday, May 3, 2011

Gooey Goodness Tuesday: Year Old Cake

and then there was the ultimate of all gooey goodness tuesday posts.

there was the cake post.  the post in which topher mchubs and i adventure into the land of frozen year old wedding cake, with thoughts of freezer-burn-soggy-sugar-moldy-cake and find instead...


...lop-sided-with-frosting-missing-and-cake-topper-still-attached cake...


...yucky-looking-once-the-topper-is0removed cake.


topher took a little whiff...


will it be tasty? we shall see!



first bites begun...


and the verdict? AMAZING.


so good that we chopped it up to save for the rest of the week.


after our yummy pursuits, there was just a pile of cake left.


and i'm not lying when i say it was so moist and actually FRESH tasting!


the trick? we wrapped it in saran wrap and then tinfoil and then slowly defrosted it via fridge.

and thus concludes our one year anniversary celebration!



but wait!  we can't leave without thanking the heavens for champagne.


thanks ma and pa for such a delicious anniversary gift!


did you/are you planning to eat your top tier on your anniversary?

Monday, May 2, 2011

Celebrating One Year

This weekend, Topher and I marked one year together as husband and wife.  We didn't throw a big party or even spend it really with others (though, we ended up wishing we had when we ate our top tier- more on that tomorrow.)  We spent the two days doing things thoroughly us- eating, running, kissing, finding random dairy farm festivals, and simply enjoying being partners, friends and married people.

Also, you should know, Topher and I took a full 48 hours to celebrate because, yes, it does take two days to mark the passing of one year of marriage.  Two days of gluttonous enjoyment; zero moments of regret.  Today, I'll cover our food endeavors and the farm festival. Tomorrow you'll get to hear our experience with year old frozen cake and how we interpreted our paper anniversary gifts.

It all began with champagne, gifted from our reverend and Topher's uncle John.  What better things are there, I say, than coming home on Friday to cold champers?


If you said there are no better things, then, by golly, you are right.

After gymming it up (I don't know why I insist on using this turn of phrase, but I do.  Somehow gymming it up sounds so much more enjoyable than saying "going to the humid building full of exercise equipment to trudge along on a treadmill until my mind has beaten my body into submission"), we gussied up a bit to head to dinner at a French place in Eastern Market (a personal favorite area in DC.)

We are thusly gussied.

You should know that I tortured Topher all weekend long with self shots and food photos. He was thoroughly embarrassed.

Let's just pause this little recap of a post here for a minute and admit to it all: this was a weekend of FOOD.  Luxurious, buttery, alcoholic, delicious FOOD.

Case in point: my cold beer that never tasted so good!


Topher ordered (yucky, livery) pate:


While yours truly had amazing, buttery, pesto-y escargot!


The second best part of escargot (besides the snails themselves, obviously!) is the yummy gooey leftovers, perfect for dipping crusty French bread into:


I'm not usually a food-photo-taker, but this weekend, I had to capture our dinners.  Topher had rabbit and white truffle oil linguini:

I went with amazing seared duck breast with a pear reduction, brussel sprouts and onions:

We caught a quick picture of us enjoying the meal:

I declared myself seven bites too full, and thusly we promptly ordered cappuccino and creme brulee. Obs.



The creme brulee was perfect.  And I even won a bet- hubs said there were definite traces of almond in it, while I said it was just heavily vanilla.  Owner of restaurant confirmed: nothing nutty touched this dessert.

Kate: 1,565 Chris: 300ish


I can highly recommend Montmartre if you're looking for yummy French food and cozy atmosphere.


To work off the now overly-full-by-fifteen-bites feeling we now had, we decided to traipse from Eastern Market to Union Station, passing some of our favorite parts of Capitol Hill in the process.  This included, of course, the capitol.

Once we arrived at Union, I made Topher feel like a tourist before hopping on the Metro home:



Sunday proved to be a rainy day, but we couldn't be deterred. As we drove out to Frederick, where we were married, we thought about how different our wedding day would have been had it been raining as it was this May 1st.  So much of our wedding was about the joy of being outside- it would have really transformed much of our memories.

Have you ever been to a dairy farm festival?  You should seek one out.  I mean, they have faux milking contests:


Bluegrass bands:

Obviously they have hot dogs and sweet potatoe fries:


They churn their own ice cream (AND IT'S SO GOOD):


They also include vendors of many varieties, from those selling maple or granola to home made goat cheese spreads:

We chose garlic and herb as well as cranberry walnut. AMAZING.

Of course, the festival included alpaca's. And a husband (of one year!)


There was even homemade honey, including the hive!


Being a dairy farm, they of course have a little store. Topher and I now know where we'll be driving once a month for fresh cheese and meats:


Have you ever seen so much cheese?!


Or this many types of BUTTER?! We chose the honey butter.


And the decorations were killer in this small dairy farm store, with vintage milk bottles to cow memorabilia:



We of course sampled their ice cream (again, great. Of course.), and took a picture in front of their ice cream delivery truck.  Yep, they'll deliver their fresh, home made ice cream! Not good that I now know this.


As we drove away from the dairy farm to our planned actual dinner of tapas, I found the house I want to buy in ten years.  Topher's comment? "It looks straight out of a horror movie."


As if we hadn't eaten enough this anniversary weekend, we ordered some delicious small plates, including zucchina and feta fritters:


Cured beef with goat cheese on toasted bread:

Asparagus fries:

And handcrafted meat balls.


So my friends, just how were we feeling near the end of our two day raucous celebration? I think these next two photos sum it up well:



I've also written a much deeper reflection on our first  year of marriage on Weddingbee. Go check it out!

How do you and your partner celebrate anniversaries or markers in your relationship? Also, do you also LOVE LOVE LOVE escargot?